I don’t pretend to like the cold, in fact I can’t wait for it to go. I’m tired of this cold weather, of the white bullshit floating around in the air. Can we be done with my nose being turned red in the wind? In December it was all fun and games, but come on it’s getting kind of lame. I don’t want to wear more than one shirt; my coats stack up to five, and I have to waddle to walk. Ice doesn’t even bother me anymore, because I just roll when I slip. I get hot flashes when I enter a building, but then get to cold when I take off my coats. Why can’t I just hibernate like a bear, or a bat; instead I have to pretend to be happy that it makes everything look pretty. I don’t care if it’s pretty, I just want the warmth. Winter can you please leave, and bring Spring here quicker!